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Posted 11 months ago

‘Distracted by the multitude of E3 spam posts on his dash instead of the usual enjoyable content, Jon stirred his chocolate milk a little too hard until it splashed up into his left eye.

“FUCK!” He growled angrily, “IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING GIF OF SHIGERU MIYAMOTO WITH A PIKMIN PLUSHIE…”’

Chat 2
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Posted 1 year ago
  1. Ex1: I'm gay.
  2. Ex1's mom: You sinner! You're filth! You're going to turn out just like your uncle and be sent to prison for being a child molester! You're going to burn in hell!
  3. Ex2: I'm gay.
  4. Ex2's mom: I thought me and your father raised you right. What did we do wrong? Is there any way to fix this?
  5. Ex3: I'm gay.
  6. Ex3's mom: What would your father say if he was still alive?! I will not have a gay son living under my roof! I won't let you move to New York unless you tell me you're never ever going to say that again and fix your ways!
  7. Me: I'm gay.
  8. My mom: That's nice. Now were you in our room while we were out or not?