why can’t my crushes be sexually confused
Idk man. It makes things more…awkward I think.
I just got texted “Ummm does that make me gay that I would fool around with you if I was there right now?”
And I was like “Uh, ever so slightly, but I was told in high school it’s not gay if your balls don’t touch.”
And now it’s really awkward. We’re supposed to meet up before our friend gets married this October and I’m like

There was a hole here. It's gone now.